Last weekend
I caught up on comic book movies. Thanks
to Netflix and Instant Amazon, I binge watched The Rocketeer (1991), Thor (2011),
Thor: The Dark World (2013), The Avengers (2012), and Captain America: The First Avenger (2011).
THE ROCKETEER
When this
came out in 1991, I was too busy graduating from law school, getting a job and
getting married to go see it or to pay any attention to it. Not being a big comic book aficionado, I was
unaware of the immensely popular graphic novel which the film is based on.
This movie by Disney studios changes a
number of the plot points of the original graphic novel by Dave Stevens. In the comic, the rocket pack which pilot
Cliff Secord (Billy Campbell) finds has been built by an un-named character
inspired by Doc Savage. In the movie,
the rocket pack has been built by Howard Hughes. The biggest change from the comic book is with
regard to Cliff’s girlfriend. In the
comic book, Cliff’s girlfriend, Bettie, was inspired by 1950s pin up queen
Bettie Page. In fact, Stephens’ drawings
of Bettie inspired a Bettie page frenzy by comics fans which directly led up to
Page being “re-discovered” in retirement after having dropped out of sight for
decades. The entire Bettie Page motif is
dropped and Cliff’s girlfriend is played by Jennifer Connelly who, in the film,
is an aspiring actress instead of a pin-up model.
The faux
1930s setting is played to the hilt. The
art deco sets and costumes are gorgeous.
The actor Neville Sinclair (Timothy Dalton), who turns out to be a
German spy, is inspired by Errol Flynn.
Of course, the bad guys in the movie are the Nazis who are the coolest
villians around for a film set in the Depression era. Comic creator Dan Stephens said he was 70%
satisfied with the movie. The Bad
Catholic is too. Three out of five
rocket ships.
THOR & THOR: THE
DARK WORLD
Ever since I
was first exposed to Wagner’s operas, I’ve thought that the Norse gods were
cool. They wear cool armor, they carry
swords and hammer and stuff and they kick some serious ass. What could be better than a comic book about
Norse gods? A movie based on a comic
book about Norse gods. Of course, in
this movie they’re not really gods, they’re extraterrestrials who came to earth
and were mistaken for gods by the locals.
But in the comic books they really are gods and some Joe Shmo finds a
magical staff which becomes Thor’s hammer and then becomes Thor. All of that got jettisoned for this movie,
but it’s still a great ride. Thor still
has the hots for a motal chick but his daddy, Odin, the King of the Gods, sorry
they ain’t really gods, don’t want Thor to marry a mortal. Thor’s
brother turns out to not really be his brother but a frost giant (you know them
guys that in Wagner’s mythology built Valhalla for Wodin, but that’s a whole
other story). So, Thor’s adopted
brother, Loki, is really pretty pissed when he finds out that he’s really a
frost giant and wants to get revenge on Odin and Asgard.
Thor is
banished to earth and loses all his powers, except that Odin allows him to
possess his hammer and get all his powers back.
Finally, Thor kicks ass and returns to Asgard after defeating Loki. Unfortunately, he has to sever the rainbow
bridge and can’t get back to his earthling girlfriend. The movie was directed by veteran Shakespearean actor Kenneth Branagh.
In Thor: The
Dark World, the Dark Elves attack Asgard to get their dark crap back so they
can plunge the world into darkness. Thor’s
earthling girlfriend, Jane Foster, is made the carrier for the dark materials
which the Dark Elves are after. Thor’s
mother, Frigga, dies fighting the Dark Elves to protect Jane. At the end, it appears that everything is
brought right. Odin (played in high
Shakespearean form by Anthony Hopkins) offers Thor the throne and he refuses
it, it is revealed that Odin has been replaced by Loki who is not dead after
all.
After
starting to watch Thor: The Dark World, I realized that there must be another
movie in between which I didn’t see yet, because they kept talking about Loki
tearing up New York City. So then I
discovered, that the adventures of Thor and Loki part 2 was in The Avengers.
THE AVENGERS
The Avengers
are all of Marvel’s superheroes together as a team. All of Marvel’s superheros that Marvel still
owns the movie rights too, that is.
Conspicuously absent is Spiderman, the Fantastic Four and the X-Men, who
with the world in such great danger, you would think would show up. You would certainly expect Spiderman to show
up when his beloved New York City is getting torn to shreds by Loki and a bunch
of aliens who aren’t Frost Giants or Dark Elves but look kinda and act kinda
like em. I guess Spidy was on vacation
that week. Probably touring the Sony
headquarters in Tokyo. But I digress.
Nick Fury
(Samuel L. Jackson), head of a super secret government spy service, summons the Avengers to save the earth. We get some great CGI of an aircraft carrier
taking off and flying and Samuel L. Jackson could look and sound cool reading
the telephone book, which really helps his nothing part. Anyway, the B-Team Marvel superheros, I mean
the Avengers, kick alien ass and save the earth setting up the imprisonment of Loki
in Thor: The Dark World.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE
FIRST AVENGER
This must be
the longest advertisement for another movie in history. This movie gives us the backstory for Captain
America and explains how he got frozen in at the North Pole so he could be
thawed out and fight with the modern day Avengers.
Steve Rogers
was a proverbial 90 pound weakling who couldn’t get into the army but is chosen
for an experiment to use some kind of scientific rig-a-ma-roll to enhance
soldiers and make them super-soldiers.
Unfortunately, the machinery breaks down after the one use, but Steve is
transformed into a muscled, lean, mean American fighting machine.
Originally
only allowed to sell war bonds, Steve puts on his war bond show outfit and goes
out and kicks Nazi ass. Of course, they’re
not exactly the Nazis their the guys that Red Skull is leading in a war against
the entire world. Red Skull, who
literally has a red head, is a failed early experiment by the same scientist
that enhanced Rogers. Tying this into
the whole Thor thing, Red Skull has captured Tesseract, powerful stuff which
fell from the gods.
Captian
America has to crash land Red Skull’s plane, which is about to use weapons of
mass destruction on the United States, in the Arctic where he is frozen until
he is revived so he can fight with The
Avengers.
These were
all kick ass movies and I enjoyed watching them a whole lot. Nuff said.
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